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Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Skit Contest
In this contest, you have to post a funny skit about anything you want. An example is on the post below. You will judged on craziness, funniness, and creativeness. Have fun!
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Camp Flastacowo and a Skit
Currently, I am going to a summer camp called Camp Flastacowo. It is really fun and we get to kayak, canoe, rock climb, play manhunt and capture the flag, sailboat, play ping-pong, sing camp songs and more. I like kayaking and field games the best.
Here is a skit I wrote:
(Takes place in a court room.)
Judge: Hear ye! Hear ye!
Defense Attorney: Hear what?
Judge: The trial of illegal trading of Monkey Head Erasers will now begin. Prosecutor, please make your opening argument.
Prosecutor: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my name is ... well ... erm ... I forgot my name, but the evidence will show that Tom Trader illegally traded Monkey Head Erasers to the country of Monkeydiddle.
Defense Attorney: It's Monkeydoodle.
Prosecutor: Interuption! Rude. Rude. Rude. I will continue now.
Judge: Order in the court! Now the Defense Attorney will make his opening argument.
Defense: Umm.. well.. I forgot to prepare an argument.
Tom Trader: Why did I get stuck with a horrible lawyer?
Judge: Order in the court! Will the first witness please come to the witness chair?
(Sally Sue Smith walks to the witness chair.)
Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth, and the whole truth?
Sally Sue Smith: I don't!
Judge: You don't?
Sally Sue Smith: I don't! May I sit down now?
Judge: Well...err.. okay. Now the Prosecutor will question the witness.
Prosecutor: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Sally Sue Smith: Umm... that's not really relevant.
Prosecutor: Answer the question, Silly Shoe Sith!
Sally Sue Smith: No.
Prosecutor: No?
Sally: No. Can we get on with this?
Judge: Now the Defense will cross-examine the witness.
Defense Attorney: What is the capital of Libya?
Sally: What?
Defense Attorney: Who won the battle of 1812? How many protons are there in a uranium atom? What is the population of Zebrawing butterflies in Ontario?
Sally: Shouldn't you ask questions about the case?
Defense Attorney: Oh, yes. That's right. Okay then, is it true that you saw Tom Trader ship a box of Monkey Head Erasers?
Sally: Yes.
Defense Attorney: And how do you know that ninjas didn't kidnap Tom Trader and send his identical twin to ship the Monkey Head Erasers?
Tom Trader: We aren't getting anywhere with this.
Sally: Well sir, I've known Tom Trader for a long time and he doesn't have an identical twin. Besides, sir, ninjas don't exist anymore.
Defense Attorney: I see. I have no further questions your honor.
(Alarms start beeping. Guy runs in.)
Guy: Ninjas! Ninjas are attacking the building!
(Ninjas leap in)
Ninja: We have come for Tom Trader's identical twin!
Here is a skit I wrote:
(Takes place in a court room.)
Judge: Hear ye! Hear ye!
Defense Attorney: Hear what?
Judge: The trial of illegal trading of Monkey Head Erasers will now begin. Prosecutor, please make your opening argument.
Prosecutor: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my name is ... well ... erm ... I forgot my name, but the evidence will show that Tom Trader illegally traded Monkey Head Erasers to the country of Monkeydiddle.
Defense Attorney: It's Monkeydoodle.
Prosecutor: Interuption! Rude. Rude. Rude. I will continue now.
Judge: Order in the court! Now the Defense Attorney will make his opening argument.
Defense: Umm.. well.. I forgot to prepare an argument.
Tom Trader: Why did I get stuck with a horrible lawyer?
Judge: Order in the court! Will the first witness please come to the witness chair?
(Sally Sue Smith walks to the witness chair.)
Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth, and the whole truth?
Sally Sue Smith: I don't!
Judge: You don't?
Sally Sue Smith: I don't! May I sit down now?
Judge: Well...err.. okay. Now the Prosecutor will question the witness.
Prosecutor: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Sally Sue Smith: Umm... that's not really relevant.
Prosecutor: Answer the question, Silly Shoe Sith!
Sally Sue Smith: No.
Prosecutor: No?
Sally: No. Can we get on with this?
Judge: Now the Defense will cross-examine the witness.
Defense Attorney: What is the capital of Libya?
Sally: What?
Defense Attorney: Who won the battle of 1812? How many protons are there in a uranium atom? What is the population of Zebrawing butterflies in Ontario?
Sally: Shouldn't you ask questions about the case?
Defense Attorney: Oh, yes. That's right. Okay then, is it true that you saw Tom Trader ship a box of Monkey Head Erasers?
Sally: Yes.
Defense Attorney: And how do you know that ninjas didn't kidnap Tom Trader and send his identical twin to ship the Monkey Head Erasers?
Tom Trader: We aren't getting anywhere with this.
Sally: Well sir, I've known Tom Trader for a long time and he doesn't have an identical twin. Besides, sir, ninjas don't exist anymore.
Defense Attorney: I see. I have no further questions your honor.
(Alarms start beeping. Guy runs in.)
Guy: Ninjas! Ninjas are attacking the building!
(Ninjas leap in)
Ninja: We have come for Tom Trader's identical twin!
Friday, June 1, 2012
A German Christmas Song
All I want for Christmas
Ist meine zwei Vorderzähne
Meine zwei Vorderzähne
Nur meine zwei Vorderzähne
Gee, wenn ich nur hätte
Meine zwei Vorderzähne
Dann könnte ich Sie Frohe Weihnachten wünschen
Es scheint so lange da ich könnte sagen,
"Schwester Suzy sitzen auf einer Distel"
Mein Gott, oh gee
Wie glücklich wäre ich
Wenn ich könnte nur "Whithle"
All I want for Christmas
Ist meine zwei Vorderzähne
Meine zwei Vorderzähne
Nur meine zwei Vorderzähne
Gee, wenn ich nur meine zwei Vorderzähne hätte
Dann könnte ich Sie Frohe Weihnachten wünschen
All I want for Christmas
Ist meine zwei Vorderzähne
Meine zwei Vorderzähne
Nur meine zwei Vorderzähne
Gee, ich wenn ich nur meine zwei Vorderzähne hätte
Dann könnte ich Sie Frohe Weihnachten wünschen
Santa Claus und seine Rentiere
Verwendet, um mir viele Spielsachen und Süßigkeiten bringen
Aber jetzt, wenn ich versuche, ihre Namen zu nennen
Keiner von ihnen kann mich verstehen
All I want for Christmas
Ist meine zwei Vorderzähne
Meine zwei Vorderzähne
Nur meine zwei Vorderzähne
Gee, wenn ich nur meine zwei Vorderzähne hätte
Dann könnte ich Sie Frohe Weihnachten wünschen
Dann könnte ich Sie Frohe Weihnachten wünschen
Dann ich Ihnen Frohe Weihnachten Wünsche könnte
P.S. A prize goes to whoever can sing it without making any mistakes.
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