Weirdo Song Contest

It's time for a new contest! In the weirdo song contest, you must write a weirdo song either with your own melody, or another song's melody. You will be graded on Weirdness, Creativity, Musicality, and Organization. Some examples are on earlier posts. You will get extra points for making a music video.
Good luck!

Also, for Pokemon fans, there is some new information about the new Pokemon game, Pokemon Black and White 2. There will be a Poison-gym leader who has a Koffing, and another Pokemon. Also, there will be a Water-gym leader. If you have any new information about Pokemon Black and White 2, please comment.

Bye!

Crab Apple Song

This goes to the tune of "Fireworks":

Do you ever feel like a macintosh,
Being smashed around, into apple sauce?
Do you ever feel like a Granny Smith
Don’t you wish, it was just a myth?Do you ever feel, like apple jelly?
Being served at a deli?
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's an apple in you
You gotta eat the fruit, and let it digest
Just eat the whole night and smile your best

'Cause baby you're a Crab Apple
Come on, show 'em how you grapple
Make 'em go "Yikes, yikes, yikes!"
As you ride on your bike, bike, bike!

'Cause baby you're a Crab Apple
Come on, show 'em how you grapple
Make 'em go "Yikes, yikes, yikes!"
As you ride on your bike, bike, bike!

Eat, eat, eat,
Like everything's a tasty treat
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through-ough-ough!

'Cause baby you're a Crab Apple
Come on, show 'em how you grapple
Make 'em go "Yikes, yikes, yikes!"
As you ride on your bike, bike, bike!

'Cause baby you're a Crab Apple
Come on, show 'em how you grapple
Make 'em go "Yikes, yikes, yikes!"
As you ride on your bike, bike, bike!




Awesome, huh?
Note: This is a parody, so don't sue me or anything. Thank you, law enforcement! 


 

 

Banana Song

Here is an awesome song I wrote:

Chorus
What do you do when the banana man is coming for you?
What do you do?
What do you say when the banana man comes your way?
What do you say?
Well, you better run away!

Verse 1
The banana man is evil!
And he has a boll weevil!
He is medieval, he caused an upheaval,
The banana man is evil!

Chorus

Verse 2

He's not zucchini!
Or a genie!
He's not a beanie, or fettuccine.
He's a meanie!

Weirdo Part
(Party Rockers melody)

Banana man is in the house tonight!
Nobody's gonna have a very good time.
Banana man has come to take your mind!
Nobody's gonna have a very good time.

Chorus

Verse 3

Here he comes!
He has a nerf gun!
He's dressed a nun!
He weighs a metric ton!
I can see the midnight sun!
I'm eating a hotdog bun!
This is not going to be fun!
So I run, run, run!

Chorus




That's my song! Like it?

Random

WAKA-WAKA-DARUMAKA-CHAKA-YAKA-CHAKALOTOKUCHEN!

PAT-TO-THE-RAT-TO-THE-RATTYTAT-TAT-TO-THE-RATTY-TAT-TATTYTAT!

KROOKO-DUKO-KROOKODILE-WHILE-PILE-DOOKOKRILE!

I WANT BANANA! I LIKE BANANA! I DON'T LIKE BANANA! ARE YOU BANANA? WHY ARE YOU BANANA? DO YOU HAVE BANANA? I AM A MONKEY! I LIKE BANANAS!

DUPPYLUP-PUPPYDUPPY-PLUP-PLUPPY-PLUP-PIPLUP!

 RESHIR-WASHER-RAMMY-GRAMMY-RUSHER-RESHIRAM!

SUPER-MECHA-WOBBOFETT! SUPER-MECHA-WOBBOFETT! SUPER-MECHA-SUPER-MECHA-SUPER-MECHA-WOBBOFETT!

SEVEN HALF-BLOODS WILL ANSWER THE CALL!
TO STORM OR FIRE THE WORLD WILL FALL!
AN OATH TO KEEP WITH A FINAL BREATH!
AND FOES BEAR AREMS TO THE DOORS OF DEATH!

-The oracle from "The Last Olympian"

How random can you be?

Goodbye! Adios! Au Revoir! Sayonara! Auf Wiedersehen! Zay Gesunt! Tot Ziens!

5K Springtime Race

Yesterday, I went to this Springtime 5K (3.1 mile)  race. There were thousands of people participating. At the beginning, I saw Jackson, Lainie, and Trevor (He doesn't go to Gilchrist) , so I joined their group. At the end I saw Aidan and Ms.McKnight! My time was 34 minutes.

It's not too late to participate in the Spring Break contest!