F-CAT

Hello everybody, it's the F-Cat!

 

 

So, F-CAT, tell us about yourself.

 

"Most of you know me by my nickname, standardized test. I love coming to school to visit my human friends."

Really? I hear that you love to torment children.

 

"I only torment kids if they don't follow the law of the F-CAT."

 

And what is the law of the F-CAT?

 

 

 

"Umm.. something I made up. Basically, if you study, you'll be fine."

 

But what about all the children worried about the F-CAT?

 

"Let's just say my bark is worse than my bite."

 

 

I'll say.

 

"But remember to get a good night's sleep, and eat a healthy breakfast with protein."

 

Sure. Anything else?

 

"Yep! Here's my theme song!"

 

You have a theme song?

 

"I do. Dududududh!"

 

The F-CAT theme song:

It's the F-CAT!
Racing at the speed of light.
Enough to give a lion a fright!
He can cross the ocean in a night!

Can you tame him?
I can tame him!
Can you tame me?
Hee-hee-hee!

Math and reading
Sometime science too.
Double F-CAT means
F-CAT times 2!

The F-CAT only
feeds on fear,
so don't be worried
give a cheer!

For the F-CAT!
Racing at the speed of light.
Enough to give a lion a fright!
He can cross the ocean in a night!

Aaaaand....

Please stop singing.



 

 

 

 

Fine! But everybody that received Eco-points gets a full copy of the theme song. And if you don't have any Eco-points, enter the contest, which is located on an earlier post.

 

By the way, the role of the F-CAT was played by my wonderful cat Melissa. Thank you Melissa!

 

Goodbye everybody and Happy FCAT!