That's right. Aliens are hacking into Blogger.com. They are sending radio waves that are bouncing off a German satellite.
Evidence:
I got a pageview from Germany. Weird. The next day, it never existed. The page view got removed from the database.
Aliens are using Firefox to hack in to our blogs.
Evidence:
On a pi chart, I got a pageview from Firefox. On the other charts, it never happened.
Aliens have set up a website called stopsmoking-instantly.com to access all blogs worldwide.
Evidence:
Why has every blog gotten a pageview from stopsmoking-instantly.com? Is it an alien website?
Aliens are now moving on to Facebook.
Evidence:
For some reason, my mom was friends with an appliance store. She never added it to her friends. How?
Aliens I tell you! Aliens!
P.S. We are not hacking into ..oops, I meant aliens are not hacking into blogger.com
Again, aliens are not hacking into blogger.com. This planet is so weird.
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