Camp Flastacowo and a Skit

Currently, I am going to a summer camp called Camp Flastacowo. It is really fun and we get to kayak, canoe, rock climb, play manhunt and capture the flag, sailboat, play ping-pong, sing camp songs and more. I like kayaking and field games the best.

Here is a skit I wrote:


(Takes place in a court room.)

Judge: Hear ye! Hear ye!

Defense Attorney: Hear what?

Judge: The trial of illegal trading of Monkey Head Erasers will now begin. Prosecutor, please make your opening argument.

Prosecutor: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my name is ... well ... erm ... I forgot my name, but the evidence will show that Tom Trader illegally traded Monkey Head Erasers to the country of Monkeydiddle.

Defense Attorney: It's Monkeydoodle.

Prosecutor: Interuption! Rude. Rude. Rude. I will continue now.

Judge: Order in the court! Now the Defense Attorney will make his opening argument.

Defense: Umm.. well.. I forgot to prepare an argument.

Tom Trader: Why did I get stuck with a horrible lawyer?

Judge: Order in the court! Will the first witness please come to the witness chair?

(Sally Sue Smith walks to the witness chair.)

Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth, and the whole truth?

Sally Sue Smith: I don't!

Judge: You don't?

Sally Sue Smith: I don't! May I sit down now?

Judge: Well...err.. okay. Now the Prosecutor will question the witness.

Prosecutor: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Sally Sue Smith: Umm... that's not really relevant.

Prosecutor: Answer the question, Silly Shoe Sith!

Sally Sue Smith: No.

Prosecutor: No?

Sally: No. Can we get on with this?

Judge: Now the Defense will cross-examine the witness.

Defense Attorney: What is the capital of Libya?

Sally: What?

Defense Attorney: Who won the battle of 1812? How many protons are there in a uranium atom? What is the population of Zebrawing butterflies in Ontario?

Sally: Shouldn't you ask questions about the case?

Defense Attorney: Oh, yes. That's right. Okay then, is it true that you saw Tom Trader ship a box of Monkey Head Erasers?

Sally: Yes.

Defense Attorney: And how do you know that ninjas didn't kidnap Tom Trader and send his identical twin to ship the Monkey Head Erasers?

Tom Trader: We aren't getting anywhere with this.

Sally: Well sir, I've known Tom Trader for a long time and he doesn't have an identical twin. Besides, sir, ninjas don't exist anymore.

Defense Attorney: I see. I have no further questions your honor.

(Alarms start beeping. Guy runs in.)

Guy: Ninjas! Ninjas are attacking the building!

(Ninjas leap in)

Ninja: We have come for Tom Trader's identical twin!