This goes to the tune of "Fireworks":
Do you ever feel like a macintosh,
Being smashed around, into apple sauce?
Do you ever feel like a Granny Smith
Don’t you wish, it was just a myth?Do you ever feel, like apple jelly?
Being served at a deli?
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's an apple in you
You gotta eat the fruit, and let it digest
Just eat the whole night and smile your best
'Cause baby you're a Crab Apple
Come on, show 'em how you grapple
Make 'em go "Yikes, yikes, yikes!"
As you ride on your bike, bike, bike!
'Cause baby you're a Crab Apple
Come on, show 'em how you grapple
Make 'em go "Yikes, yikes, yikes!"
As you ride on your bike, bike, bike!
Eat, eat, eat,
Like everything's a tasty treat
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through-ough-ough!
'Cause baby you're a Crab Apple
Come on, show 'em how you grapple
Make 'em go "Yikes, yikes, yikes!"
As you ride on your bike, bike, bike!
'Cause baby you're a Crab Apple
Come on, show 'em how you grapple
Make 'em go "Yikes, yikes, yikes!"
As you ride on your bike, bike, bike!
Awesome, huh?
Note: This is a parody, so don't sue me or anything. Thank you, law enforcement!
Do you make that up Townsend? If not, who did?
ReplyDeleteI wrote it.
DeleteLet me rephrase that; I wrote the parody.
DeleteNow you have to sing it and record it
ReplyDeleteSO RAD!!
ReplyDeleteNice songs townsend! Make more and perform them at mrs. Crowels 50's party!p.s. don't look at my blogs exept the Krazy kats one! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteGreat song Townsend! Make more and perform them at mrs.Crowells 50's party!
ReplyDeleteP.S. PLEASE noboby look at my blogs except the Krazy Kats one!
Thank You!
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