Friday, March 9, 2012

My Skit

Hello! I made up a skit today called "Field Trip". I will post it.

Field Trip

Scene 1 - Classroom with students and teacher

Teacher: (Writes on blackboard) Today, class, we will take a field trip to the Sahara Desert. Remember to bring three gallons of water. We will be taking notes on ecosystems.

Student 1: How will we get there? By plane?

Teacher: No.

Student 2: By boat?

Teacher: No. We will go by......space-time warp!
(Students ooh and aah)
Now let's jump into the space-time warp. Take turns.

Scene 2 - Space-time warp

Student 2: I have to go to the bathroom.

Teacher: (Pulls out a mini toilet) Good thing we brought....... Porta-potty!

Scene 3- Sahara Desert

Teacher: Now students, quiet down. In a few minutes, some nice folks will give us a ride across the Sahara Desert.

Student 2: What will we ride on? A camel?

Teacher: No.

Student 3: A donkey?

Teacher: No. We will ride on... Canadian Caribou!

PART TWO COMING SOON!


Hope you like Part One!






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