Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Here Come the Sprites!

Observe:

Please don't steal these sprites because I didn't make them and I'm typing in blue!
 
Anyways, feel free to posts any creative stories on how these Pokemon came to be. You might win some Eco-points!
Enter the contest and get excited because I have a special treat for you. *Drum roll, please*

Movie conspiracy theory Friday!

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Townsend's Three Laws of Quantum Mechanics

Hello, blog buddies!

Prizes have been awarded, but it's not too late to enter the contest below, "Under the Sea".  In the meantime:

Townsend's Three Laws of Quantum Mechanics

1. If you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don't. If you think you don't understand it, you do. Either way, you'll never be right.
2.  If somebody asks you, "Is light made up of waves or particles?", answer "Yes." Nothing else, just "Yes."
3. A recapitulation of Murphy's law: If something can go wrong, it will. In another universe, that is.

So enter contests and have fun!

Signing off, Captain Townsend.


Thursday, May 9, 2013

Happy County Schools presents:

Prizes!

Hobbyists get a full copy of the F-CAT theme song.

Beginners get the F-CAT theme song and a "Take your child to work day" form edited by me for humorous intent.

If you want Eco-points, enter the contest below!

By the way, this is my 50th post. Hooray! In honor of this magnificent event, Townsend Trading Cards Inc. has put out an exclusive Pokémon card.
 
Yeah, I made it.
 
Signing off, Officer Townsend.